Anke: I got the impression a lot of ficcers work on the basis of "the more they hate each other, the better they're suited for hot sex"-basis
Mutt: Yes, with fanfic revolving around ships, that's the impression I have too.
Oh god. Suitov/Tortile. Oh god.
Anke: For Science!
Mutt: And great justice!
Mutt: Suitov says even science couldn't make that kit look attractive.
I think he's just being coy.
Anke: *cackles*
Mutt: Sebbie/Injustice?
Sebbie/All Aristocrats?
Anke: *shrugs*
Mutt: Sebbie/Murders not committed by Sebbie!
Anke: XD
...or by his friends
Mutt: Or some of them, at any rate. I'm not sure how he feels about Weft's job.
If Sylvie or Nico iced someone, I'm sure he'd agree they needed to be iced.
Anke: XD
Mutt: So... Helmine/everyone less intelligent than Helmine, hence everyone?
Nico/boredom...
Anke: Sylvie/her father. It breaks the brain.
Mutt: Eeeew. I was going to suggest Sylvie/leafrot.
Sylvie: :P

My writer compels me, for the sake of completeness, to add that of the Pro characters I can think of, the ones I loathe most are vampire!Rige and Caliban. I don't like vampires to start with, and those two, ech...
Not taking Cornelius into account, because he's in this head, too, and I know exactly he's so poorly defined at the moment that he doesn't really qualify as a character.